You are a weird, unpopular, ginger-headed orphan, and it\u2019s time to save the world.<\/p>\n
You play as Coop \u201cGo Away, Weirdo\u201d McCarthy and all you want to do is make the world a better place. The trouble is: Nobody likes you, school sucks, you can’t find a prom date, everybody bullies you (including your teachers), and your attempts to help only make things worse. Will you escape high school alive? Who will love you? Do you even deserve love? Why is this game called Freakpocalypse? Find the answers to these questions and more by looking at, talking to, and touching everything within the Cyanide & Happiness universe.<\/p>\n
This game is part 1 of Coop\u2019s trilogy of tragedy:
\n\u2022 In this point-and-click adventure, control Coop in his quest to be the hero he always wanted to be by helping the people of Netherton! Talk to, touch, and look at everything in your environment! That sexy looking clock? Ask it to prom! That rotting piece of fruit? Touch it!<\/p>\n
Jump into the Cyanide & Happiness universe:
\n\u2022 Did we mention the sheer amount of fully-voiced freaks and friends you\u2019ll see from some of your favorite animated shorts? Feast your eyes on familiar faces as you fetch, find and frolic through your environment! Meet famous folks like Ted Bear, Shark Dad, Se\u00f1or Cleanfist, and more!<\/p>\n
Help with a wide variety of side quests:
\n\u2022 The citizens of Netherton need help. Like, a LOT of help. Fortunately(?) for them, there\u2019s Coop! Enjoy the full gameplay experience by finding dangerous markers, buying frozen drinks, and trying to make people less miserable! (Or at least hate you less)<\/p>\n
Discover a plethora of costumes, easter eggs, and secrets:
\n\u2022 Netherton is\u2026 Charming, if you look in the right places! Explore the town and discover a ton of different clothes, easter eggs and hidden details while you avoid death to freaks and bullies! Unlock special achievements for how good (or bad) you are at exploration!<\/p>\n
Enjoy the hallmark Explosm style:
\n\u2022 True to the signature art style, Freakpocalypse includes animated shorts that\u2019ll bring you right back to the cartoon series that started it all! On top of that, listen to a set of catchy, original tracks that give life (or death) to your atmosphere!
\n\u2022 Coop’s main storyline can be completed in just a few hours, but if you explore more and see all of Netherton, it can take much more than that, even days!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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